FRIENDS INT. CENTRAL PORK
The FRIENDS sit. Coffee makes them exist. They are dressed like 1997. It is 1999. The numbers are different.
FRIEND ROSS I made *** with a dinosaur. What can I do? It’s my student.
FRIEND MONOCLE Brother Friend Ross, you have upset us. It is wrong to teach.
Friend JOEY eats a magazine that PHOEBE was dating.
FRIEND PHOEBE Now I’m single. I was double.
FRIEND CHANDELIER Single double? You are baseball? I highly doubt it. I am Chandelier.
The laughs are issued out.
Friend RACHEL is a haircut.
FRIEND JOEY I am auditioning to be Urkel’s car.
Friend Joey stands and acts like a crab. Friend Joey thinks crabs equal cars since he is the Friend that hates his brain.
FRIEND CHANDELIER (in catchphrase language) Could that be more any?
The laughs are issued out. More than before due to inflation.
FRIEND ROSS Oh, no. My student found me. Help!
A DINOSAUR enters the shop. This happened much in 1999.
FRIEND JOEY Me, the car machine, will help.
Friend Joey walks up to the dinosaur, pretends it is a People magazine, and eats it like a People magazine. No laughs are issued out. This is sad. Dinosaur was show’s best character.
FRIEND CHANDELIER You are a fool. We must now all go to the fountain to die. The theme song plays."
– I Forced a Bot to Write This Book: A.I. Meets B.S. von Keaton Patti